Album Cover Art of Yesteryear

I'm not sure if this is brilliant or awful; I think both - brilliantly awful

New Finland - Uusi Suomi

A friend and I were discussing the former colonies of New Netherlands and New Sweden in NY/NJ and began indulging in dark humor at what it might have been like if there had been a New Finland.

“Remember that in Uusi Suomi, Wednesday is Culling of Weak Children Day, Please put out your already culled defective children and infants no earlier than 4PM the night before collection. Remember to do your part to keep Uusi Suomi clean and the Suomalaiset race free of defects.

* Captured Lanttu, Nederlanders, Ranskaner or Englisher children and adults, unless certified for household sacrifice to Ukko should be turned over to your local Slaver Authority Station. Bear in mind that our treaties forbid slaver trade in Intiaani or Afrikan and conviction for capture, sacrifice and trade in such peoples will result in a harsh fine”